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Profoundly enjoyable. Cinematic Titanic feels and presents like a genuine collaboration of artists. Intelligent, graceful presentation and jokes that are written by actual literate people...I tell ya, it's almost impossible to find comedy of this quality anywhere. Cinematic Titanic and the minds behind it are inspiring. Thanks, guys, for doing what you do.
The best Cinematic Titanic to date.
The film is considerably gross with incest themes and elaborate (though comical) gore effects.
Cinematic Titanic is AWESOME!! Watched it with a friend last night and we loved it. Next we watched 'Killers From Space' by the Film Crew. We didn't laugh nearly as much at The Film Crew's riffing. Since we liked CT better, next we watched 'Oozing Skull', and again we laughed our @sses off. I always did like the early MST3K's better than later versions of the show. Cinematic Titanic, keep up the good work. I will definitely be purchasing your future releases. I can hardly wait to show them to my brother when I see him in December. Like me, he's an old MST3K fanatic. We both started watching the show in the first season way back when J. Elvis Weinstein played Tom Servo.
"Legacy of Blood" has a special place in the pantheon of crimes against cinema. This movie is not simply "bad" -- it is offensive. It's not art film offensive: this is no 120 Days of Sodom. No, this is the kind of offensive that should have led to congressional investigations, shattered careers and vigilante justice against cast and crew. Only the even-sharper-than-usual commentary from the cool kids of MST3K makes this spectacularly vile slap in the face watchable. In short, download this now -- if you make it through this you will have added one more layer of psychic armor to your defenses against this cold, cruel world.
Eh...the riffs are off in this one. I've definitely heard better from the CT crew.
I saw CT live on New Years Eve 2009, and they closed their triple feature with this flick (the first live riffing of 2010!). This is, without a doubt, the worst movie they've ever riffed on. This should have the infamy of Manos. The director even throws a nice little "f--- you!" to the audience at the end for sitting through it. Cinematic Titanic is fantastic live and this is a great example of their talent - making this complete load watchable.
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